Puns

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Do you have the best ceiling?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?