Puns

What animals love to close envelopes?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What are the strongest days of the week?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What birds always travel in twos?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?