Puns

What do you call a pig thief?

What do you call an arctic cow?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What do you call a silly hill?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What do you find at the end of everything?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What do you call a Russian flea?