Puns

How do fireflies start a race?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

How was the wedding?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

How do you measure a millennial?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

How did the toad die?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

How do locomotives know where to go?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

How is life like toilet paper?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

How do you make antifreeze?