Why do librarians never make plans?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What do Scottish toads play?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?