What day is your mom always right?

Why do moms make good vintners?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

What's E.T. short for?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What animal could Noah not trust?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?