What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Where do birds go to drink?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?