What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Where do termites go camping?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?