How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What do you call an old snowman?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What type of car do planets buy?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

How did the tree feel in spring?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Why did the mare gain weight?