What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Good-pie everyone.
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do you give a sick lemon?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
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