Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What day do hands always go to church?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?

What do you call a handsome runner?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

What kind of music do planets like?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?