What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Good-pie everyone.
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
How do billboards talk?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
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