What did the robot want for Christmas?
Missile toes!
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What is the most adorable season?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
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