What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What day is your mom always right?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?