Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What farm animal is best at karate?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Which relative loves rice?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?