What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?