What do you call George Washington's birthday?
The first President's Day.
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
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