What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Do you have the best ceiling?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?