Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

How do snowmen get information?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

What sport requires no movement at all?