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What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?