Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Where do cows go on vacation?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What reads and lives in an apple?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?