What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Spring!
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What time is your dentist appointment?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
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