How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why did summer catch autumn?

What animal floats best?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?