What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What day do hands always go to church?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?