What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Easter.
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What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
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Why do owls make lousy reporters?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
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