What's the most magical part of a turkey?

It's Crowded!

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What siblings are always sad?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Why do cats love to work?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

Why do trees hate going to school?