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What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

Which subject has two parts?

How does a witch play loud music?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.