What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Christmas stockings.
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What bird is losing its hair?
Where do you take sick ponies?
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