My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

How do you get kids to do something?

Why did the foal cough?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What animal always goes to heaven?