Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why was the math book sad?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?