What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
The dressing!
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How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
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What did the icy road say to the truck?
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Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
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