How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What animal loves Indian food?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

I broke my finger!

What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?