What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Which animal loves to have a good time?