Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Because they always have a tick-et.
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why did spring break up with winter?
How did groundhogs get their name?
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