What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?