What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What animal could Noah not trust?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?