Animals

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

When does a horse talk?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?