Animals

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What is the strongest animal?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

How do dog catchers get paid?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?