Animals
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
How do frogs get to work?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What's black and white and red all over?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What is another name for a cow?