Animals
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What's the most determined bird?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What animals make the best students?
What nationality are most fish?
How do you wash a lamb?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What do rich squirrels eat?