Holiday

Why do moms make good vintners?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What is a mom's favorite game?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What nationality is Santa Claus?