Holiday

Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?