Animals

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Where do German dogs sleep?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Which cats have the best manners?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?