Animals
What bird is always sad?
Where do birds go to drink?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?