Animals

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What is the smallest lion?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What dogs are always lying to you?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

What do you call two birds in love?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

What animal floats best?

Where do tough ducks come from?