Animals

Why do cats love to work?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why do bees buzz?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why did the whale cross the road?
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