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What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
How do snowmen get information?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
How do fall and winter say hello?