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Why did summer catch autumn?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do bees say in the summer?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why is summer always sad?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do you get when two plants kiss?