Food & Drinks

What's a priest's favorite food?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What food is a man's best friend?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?