Food & Drinks
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?