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What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

The museum curator needed a break.

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What do cats wear to work?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?