Sports

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why are baseball games at night?