Holiday

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?